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"While most bible scholars and theologians are continuously dodged by the verity of god's existence, we here at the Mindanao British Parliamentary Debate Championship are at the helm of opening or perhaps waging another attempt to a series of inquiries or rediscoveries that in the most eeriest dreams there lies the fact the god is a woman..."

Ano ba 'yun? Kung ang mga iskolars nga eh nahihirapan pa talaga i-prove completely kung may diyos nga ba na nakaluklok sa kalangitaan at sa kanan naman nito'y ay ang bugtong na anak na ewan din kung lalaki o babae o bakla! Tsk..tsk..tsk.. Is it sacrilegous or blaphemous to even question the existence or sexuality (if there is in the hierarchy of the spiritual and sacred) of the god we have all known for perhaps two thousand years? Hay, ang mabuti pang gawin eh magprepare na lang bukas para sa congress sa davao...

I had my first taste of debate when I was in fourth high school. Tandang-tanda ko pa nga ang proposition 'nun. Resolved that death penalty should be abolished. Si Sir Andy pa yung titser ko nun, siya na nga ang nagturo sa akin ng mga elements of debating, oxford-oregon pa ang alam kong format noon. Ngayon, crab mentality bang matatawag talaga ang ating pagkakahumaling naman sa british parliamentary debate? Masyado talaga tayong apektado ng westernization, kaunting pagbabago lamang tiyak ang ating malugod na pagsunod. 'Yung off-repeated hyperbole na, ang pinas ay puppet ng imperialistand kano, sa madaling salita, tuta tayo. Payag ka ba 'nun? Istap mi! Nasaan na ba ako? Ah, ayun. Tapos nga naalala ko pa yung kalaban namin (affirmative kami) ginawang halimbawa ang isang ipis o lamok, isang tapak o hampas lang ng kamay tepok agad. Ganun daw ba ang gusto nating gawin sa kapwa-tao natin? Natatawa ako habang bumabalik lahat ang alaala ng sandaling iyon, iniisip ko tuloy kung gaano kami n "When god was a woman" by Merlin Stone

aging dynamic sa aming speeches. A debater is a highly-reasonable one. Nagiging humor na sa mga adjudicators at audience kung ang pinagsasabi na ng mga debaters eh out of bounds na. Eh yung mga kongresistan natin at mga senator may kuwenta pa ba ang sinasabi nila?

"Rekindling the scenario and events in the existence of Jesus, it can be remembered that he has very long, flashy and soft hair, wore long robes and garments, and most especially always loved to be in the company of uhhmm...handsome guys is enough evidence to prove that God, no wonder is a woman.."

"Ladies and Gentlemen, I beg to disagree with the previous speaker's assumption that because

of the mere characterization of Jesus' appearance, he resort to lay down these unbounded propositions as strong arguments to refute our stance that God, no more no less, is not a woman.."

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